SMS Jokes 16

1. Docter: Nurse did you boil the instruments?
Nurse:Docter I roasted it for a change.

2. Patient:Doctor my nose is running.
Doctor:Go chase it.

3. Patient in a city hospital asks a doctor:Sir,I'm the patient that u treated 2 months ago from phneoumia.
Doctor:Oh!yes now I remember so how do u feel now?
Patient:I feel fine but u told me not to take a bath can I take it now!

4. Doctor:Don't you know that my consultation time is from 11:30am to 4:30pm and now its 5;30pm. Boy:Doctor,I am sorry but the dog that bit me did not know the time.