SMS Jokes 6

1. "Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?""Try to resist the temptation but if you can't, get me a new television"

2. PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.
DOCTOR:-TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP
PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.
DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.

3. Patient:Why does everyone ignore me?
Doctor:Next Please!!!!!!