SMS Jokes 7

1. PATIENT : I FEEL LIKE I'am A DOG DOCTOR : SINCE WHEN PATIENT : SINCE I WAS A PUPPY.

2. Patient:Doctor!Doctor!One of my eyes is different from the other!Doctor:Really,which one.

3. Man:Doctor,whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do?Doctor:Just remove the spoon from your cup.