SMS Jokes 15

1. Son- Daddy why do you wear a mask in operation theater.
Father- Well son , I need to make sure no one identifies me if something goes wrong.

2. Ranjeeta: How can I get to the hospital fast.
Deepeka: Just go and stand in the middle of the road

3. PATIENT:I HAVE GOT A VERY BIG DISEASE. DOCTOR:WHAT IS IT? PATIENT:I DON'T KNOW.