SMS Jokes 10

1.Patient:Doctor,I am suffering from forgetfulness.Doctor:From when are you suffering from this disease?Patient:Which disease are tou talking about?

2. Patient: "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
Doctor: "I'm not surprised. We've amputated your arms."

3.Once a patient went to the Doctor and said,"my hair is falling .Can u give me anything to keep it in?" So,then the doctor said tha yes u can hve a polythin bag.