SMS Jokes 14

1. Ragini: My tooth was aching yesterday, so I went to the dentist
Rohini: Does your tooth still ache?
Ragini: I don’t know – the dentist kept it with him.

2. Once a patient went to the doctor and told him that"doctor when i wash my hands they get wet.So tell me an idea so that they never get wet ." Then the doctor says "never wash your hands ."

3. Doctor:what has happened to you?
Patient:i am feeling ill.pls give me some medicine
Doctor: I will give u three pills ,eat them after sleeping & before waking up.