SMS Jokes 9

1. Doctor:tell me how many fingers are these?Patient:thirteen.Doctor :I don't understand your eyes are weak or your arithmatic?

2. Patient:Doctor,Everyday I dream that I am drowning in the sea. Doctor:Start learning how to swim then.

3. A man with two red ears went to his doctor. Doctor: “What happened to your ears?
Man: "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
Doctor: "Oh Dear!But...what happened to your other ear?"
Man: "The scoundrel called back."