SMS Jokes 8

1. Man in Delhi:I have a severe foot ache. Doctor after examining says-"You should walk for 4 km everyday".After a month the doctor receives a call from the same patient saying,"I am now in Agra, how much more should I walk?"

2. Patient: Doctor, i see double
Doctor:sit on the chair please
Patient:which one.

3. Patient:doctor,i've lost my memory.
Doctor:when did this happen?
Patient:when did what happen?