SMS Jokes 12

1. A MAN APPROACED A VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN A LARGE SUPER MARKET AND SAID. "YOU KNOW I HAVE LOST MY WIFE HERE IN THE SUPERMARKET. CAN YOU PLEASE TALK TO ME FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES" "BUT HOWS THAT GOING TO HELP ?" ASKED THE WOMAN WELL REPLIED THE MAN " BECAUSE EVERY TIME I TALK TO A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, MY WIFE APPEARS OUT OF NO WHERE "

2. One day a man saw a beggar on the street. He went to him and said "If you stop begging I will pay you Rs 1000 per month".
In reply the begger said "Come and beg with me and I will pay you Rs5000 per month.

3. Teacher: “I wish you’d pay a little attention.”
Jugal: “I’m paying as little attention as possible.”