SMS Jokes 13

1. Man: “Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?”
Doctor: “Use a pencil ‘till I get there”

2. Dentist: “Stop making faces! I have not even touched your tooth yet”
Patient: “I know you haven’t, but you are standing on my foot.”

3. A man goes to the doctor for surgery. The man says to the doctor "I am very nervous doctor because it is the first time that I am going to have surgery"
So the doctor replies: "I understand you perfectly I am nervous too since it is the first time that I am going to perform surgery.