SMS Jokes 11

1. DOCTOR:RAM,YOU NEED GLASSES. RAM:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WITHOUT EXAMINING ME? DOCTOR:I KNEW IT AS SOON AS YOU CAME IN THROUGH THE WINDOW OF MY CLINIC.

2. Nurse: "Wake up man".
Patient: "Why what's the matter"
Nurse: "Nothing, I just forgot to give you the prescribed sleeping pills".

3. Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.