SMS Jokes 5

1. Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.after sometime.Doctor:"My fee??"Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!

2. While visiting a friend who was in the hospital,I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what was the significance."Nothing,"she said with a smile."It,s just to keep the doctors away."

3. Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.