SMS Jokes 4

1.Patient:Doctor,I feel so sick I want to die!Doctor: Don't worry, Just leave that job to me.

2. Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.Don't talk rubbish!

3. Lady to the doctor over the phone. “ Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it. “
Doctor:” Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “ Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”