SMS Jokes 3

1. If ppl say u r crazy b patient, u r monkey relax, u r mad b cool, bt if they say u r smart, thappad lagana sale ko! mazaak ki bhi had hoti hai....:)

2..Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm falling in love.

3. There are two parts of this brain i.e. RIGHT and LEFT.
1) In LEFT part, there is nothing RIGHT.
2) And in RIGHT part, there is nothing LEFT."