SMS Jokes 2

1. Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe
ghoom rahi thi...
Jeeto: Koun si film thi ?
Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi !

2. Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name
from NASA to SATYANASA.

3.The latest pledge of Boys::INDIA is our nation , all girls r our destination,dating is
our occupation,flirting is our profession,To HELL with Education.