Animal Jokes 18

1.Q:Why do cows wear bells?
Ans:Because their horns dont work.

2.Once four boys were playing,when suddenly the 1st boy said:"Do you guys know my dad's a spiderman". Then the 2nd added:"But that's nothing mine's batman" Then spoke the 3rd:"Your dad's are nothing,my dad's 'HEMAN'" Then the poor 4th fellow had to say something as his friends were exaggerating so he said:"My dad is a dobberman"

3.Once two donkeys happened to see a zebra. First donkey-'Look at that strange creature. Second donkey- He looks like one of us except for his stripes. First donkey- I know how he got those stripes. Second donkey- How? First donkey- He is probably a donkey who has been to jail.