Animal Jokes 10

1.Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it."
"I can't," said the second. "My gun isn't loaded."
"Well," said the first," you know that, and I know that, but the rabbit doesn't."

2.A little monster was learning to play the violin. "I'm good, aren't I?" he asked his big brother.
"You should be on the radio," said the brother.
"You think I'm that good?"
"No, I think you're terrible, but at least if you were on the radio, I could switch you off."

3.A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it."
The duck says,"Okay," and leaves.
The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
Again the clerk says "No" and the duck leaves.
Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?"
The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again,I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?"
"No." "Got any duck feed?"