Animal Jokes 11

1.What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

2.What is the vampire's favourite slogan?
Please Give Blood Generously.

3.Once the couple visited the zoo. They noticed that all the animals are laughing except donkey
Couple asked watchman :- why all animals are laughing but donkey is not laughing.
Watchman said to couple :- One of the animals had told a joke so every animal understood the joke except donkey didn't understood the joke. after 1 week the couple again visited the same zoo. They noticed that all animals were quiet but donkey was laughing.
They asked again to watchman. Couple :- why all animals are quiet but donkey is laughing.
Watchman to couple :- because 1 week ago there was a joke on which all animals were laughing and donkey didn't understood that joke, today the same joke donkey has understood and he is laughing now.