Animal Jokes 8

1.Ajay: My dog is very intelligent.
Timmy: How do you know?
Ajay: When I asked him what is 2 - 2 he kept quiet.

2.What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?
They're both extinct.

3.Gagan: "A dog bit me on the leg this morning."
Mohit: "Did you put anything on it?"
Gagan: "No, he liked it plain."