Animal Jokes 16

1.There were three ants colour of the skin of first ant was black,second ants skin colour was black,third ant was very beautiful.One day black and beautiful one asked red why are u so much red . So she answered i have very much of blood in me.Then red and beautiful one asked black why r u so much black. So she ansered i am in sun light for a long time.Then black and red asked beautiful one why r u so much beautiful.So she answered i put fair and lovely cream on my face

2.Aahuti: Would you like to come and play with our new dog? Abhi: Well he sounds high-does he bite? Aahuti: That's what I want to find out.

3.A lady once went to a pet store and asked the storekeeper for a parrot that could speak. The storekeeper showed the lady into a room where there were many birds he then showed her a parrot which was sitting on a swing in it's cage and had two strings tied to both his feet , the storekeeper then told the lady that if she pulled the string tied to the left the parrot woud say" GOOD DAY " and if she pulled the string tied to the right leg it would say " HOW DE DO " the lady pulled the strings one at a time and the parrot said just what the storekeeper said it would say. Then the lady asked the storekeeper what the parrot would do if she pulled both the strings at the same time and then the parrot replied " I'LL FALL OFF THE SWING YOU BUBLEHEADED IDIOT ".