Animal Jokes 14

1.What did the kangaroo say when she discovered her little roo was missing?
My pocket's been picked!

2. Q:What do you call a sleepy bull.
A:Bulldozer

3.A man comes out of a fast food resturant and starts eating his sandwich. A lady with a small dog comes across from the other side of the road. The dog keeps yapping at the man, trying to get at the food."Can I throw him a bit?" the man asks the dog-owner."Certainly," said the lady. The man picked the dog up and threw him over a nearby wall.