Animal Jokes 17

1.A leopard went to an optometrist because he thought he should have his eyes examined."Every time I look at my wife,I see spots before my eyes,"he exclaimed."You've nothing to worry about'"said the doctor."All leapords have spots." "Of course I know'"said the leapord,looking even worried,"but my wife is a zebra."

2. OCTOPUS:I AM GROWING FAT. WHAT SHOULD I DO? FISH:YOU SHOULD EAT FROM ONE HAND INSTEAD OF EIGHT HANDS.

3.Q)What is a zebra?
A)A horse in jail