Animal Jokes 9

1.Customer: "When I bought this cat, you told me he was good for mice. He doesn't go near them!"
Shopkeeper: "Well, isn't that good for mice?"

2.How can you tell if two octopus' are lovers ?
They walk arm in arm in arm in arm!

3. LION:I AM GOING TO EAT YOU. 1ST MAN: DON'T EAT ME.EAT THAT FAT MAN.HE HAS WARM BLOOD. LION:TODAY I WANT A COLD DRINK .