Elephant Jokes 2

1. Q.Which is the bigest ant in the world?
A.ELEPHANT.

2. Once an ant was on her way to a restaurant on a scooter,on the way she meets a elephant who asks her to give him a lift,she tells him to sit at the back.
----------while they were travelling, they meet another elephant asking for a lift, but the ant refuses,why???
Ans:Traffic rules say,three persons not allowed on 1 scooter.

3. An elephant and ant were friends. They decided to go to swimming. They went to a swimming pool but when the ant swims the elephant sits and when elephant swims the ant sits. why?
Ans: Because they have only one swimming costume.