Animal Jokes 6

1. Customer:- How long do you expect me to wait for half chicken?
Waiter:- Until someone else order for the other half. We can't go & kill half a hen!

2.Why do gorrillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers

3.A farmer concerned about well-meaning holiday makers feeding his horse. The farmer put a notice that said: Please do not feed cakes and buns to the horse
signed: The farmer.
Shortly afterwards the horse had put a notice that said: Please do not pay attention to the above notice.
signed: The horse