Aimal Jokes 20

1.A frog went to an astrologer and was told, “You are going to meet a beautiful young woman, who will want to know everything about you.” The frog said, “That’s great! Will I meet her at a party?” “No”, said the astrologer, “Next term—in her biology class.”

2. What did the dog say to the boy pulling his tail?
Ans:"That's the end of me!!!"

3.A boy was walking along a street when he saw a crowd of people running towards him. He stopped one man and asked him “What is happening?” “A lion has escaped from the zoo!” was the reply. “Oh my God! Which way is it heading,” asked the boy. “Well, do you think we are chasing it?” the man retorted.