Elephant Jokes 5

1. What is as big as an elephant but weighs absolutely nothing? Its shadow

2. Ant:What is your age?
Elephant:My age is 5 years.
Ant:Such a young age and such a huge body.
Elephant:Tan Kee Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, Bournvita!!
Ant:Ok
Elephant:What is your age?
Ant:My age is 18 Years.
Elephant:18 years and such a small body looks as if you are very young.
Ant:Fair and Lovely lagao aur apni umar chhupao!!

3. Question. An elephant was standing in a queue.Suddenly he turns back & says something to the ant standing behind him?? Guess what does he say??? Answer.Please do not push me!!