Santa Banta Jokes

1.Angry Santa:-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga mita dunga mita dunga.
Banta :standing besides said mein tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga.

2.Santa singh: Can u spell a word tht has more thn 1000 letters in it?
Banta singh: Post office. (How come a clever answer... )


3.Santa on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya? "
Santa replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di....."