Good Jokes

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the otherensures U Continue to do so.

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper neFlag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married,
Guess what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.