More Jokes

1.Santa Singh Was Walking on the road and paused to read a graffiti on the wall. It read 'Padne wala Gadha'.Santa Singh Got angry.He sat on a nearby bench,and after much thought he erased it and wrote'Likne wala Gadha'.

2.Wife:You Tell a man something.it goes in from one ear& comes out of the other.
Husband: Yoy tell a women something it goes in from both the ears and comes out of her mouth.

3.Santa Opens his lunch box in the middle of the road .......Why???
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.