Excellent SMS's

1.If u read this then i m smart. If u save it then u accept that i m smart.If u forward it then u r spreading that i m smart. If u delete it then u are jealous because i m smart.

2.When time is fast,when movements are hard,when every one is busy,when seconds r few ,my SMS says that 1 of ur friends is still remembering u.

3.Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

4.A man got 2 wishes frm GOD....he asked 4 d best Wine and a best woman in d wolrd........ NEXT Moment he had BEST WINE and Mother eresa Besise him.