SMS Jokes

1. Jack & Jill Laloo Style:
Jackwa aur Jilwa gaye upar hillwa pani bhari ke vaaste.Jackwa gir gaya, uka khopadi fut gaya aur Jilwa aawat ludkhan pura raste.

2.Santa's 4 most high tech invention:
a) Water proof towel.
b) Solar power torch.
c) A book on 'how to read'.
d) Pedal powered wheel chair.

3.Banta's Singh at a interview:
What is Ford??
Banta: Gaddi !!!
Good,What is OxFord???
Banta: Bailgaddi.