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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Sardar collectionnn 1

1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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