Something to make u smile

1. Heights of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip!

2. Heights of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards!

3. Heights of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. Heights of Laziness?
Marrying a pregnant woman.

5. Heights of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. Heights of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. Heights of Stupidity?
A man looking! through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. Heights of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. Heights of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. Heights of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder