PAPPU Pass hoo Gaya !!!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is... TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

If Movies Were Released by Microsoft…….

* Munna Bhai MCSE
* Kal MSN Ho Na Ho
* Love in mIRC
* ID Mil Gaya
* Chat To Kero
* Ek Programmer Thi
* Yeh Hack Horaha Hai
* Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe
* Network Ke Us Paar
* Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai
* Aao Chat Kare
* C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge
* Programmer No.1
* Mera Naam Developer
* Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein
* Do Processor, Baarah Terminal
* Tera Code Chal Gaya
* Debugging Koi Khel Nahi
* Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai
* Raju Ban Gaya MCSD
* Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari
* Login Karo Sajana
* Naukar PC Ka
* 1942 — A Bug Story
* Kaho Na Virus Hai
* Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai
* Shaheed Hacker Singh
* Password De Ke Dekho
* Terminal Apna , Login Parayi
* Mr. Network Lal
* Terminal Sajaake Rakhna

More of Santa Banta

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."*****

Q: Why dogs don't marry?A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!*****

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA" shloka ka kya arth hai?Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next...Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye?Santa: Birla cement.Banta: Kyun?Santa: Kyunki is Cement mein jaan hai.

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai.Santa: Hai.Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?Banta: Me too, after u leave.

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.Banta: Santa u'll die.Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa Banta

Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.Banta: What's he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!


Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?A: Because it was an entrance exam.

What's Ford?Santa: Gaadi.What's Oxford?Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?" *****;-}

Naughty Answers!

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"..

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Husband asks: "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: W ithout I nformation F ighting E very-time Wife replies: " No,...... It means: W ith I diot F or E ver !!!"

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away

A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

A Mans Frustration

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt.As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silver back gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy.He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and 2 feet, he gruntedand pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited,now making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin. She did ... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down! "Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars! *Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and said, "Now, tell him you have a headache AND U ARE NOT IN THE MOOD NOW."