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Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. He shoots his friend and kills him. Wife says : "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends"..

A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, "send me a brother" Santa wrote back, " SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"

What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress

Husband asks: "Do u know that the meaning of WIFE is: W ithout I nformation F ighting E very-time Wife replies: " No,...... It means: W ith I diot F or E ver !!!"

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.

Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away

A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.