Tongue Twister 9

1.SIXTH SICK SHEIK'S SIXTH SICK SHEEP

2.Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch?

3.Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

4.I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Tongue Twister 8

1.Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller.

2.Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

3.If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

Tongue Twister 7

1.Betty bought butter but the butter was bitter, so Betty bought better butter to make the bitter butter better.

2.A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see Was sea, sea, sea.

3.A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.

Tongue Twister 6

1.Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya.

2.Sanjeev's sixth sheep is sick

3.Double bubble gum, bubbles double

Tongue Twister 5

1.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

2.Lala Gope Gappungam Das.

3.You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!

Tongue Twister 4

1.if a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or slide down the slide

2.bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble

3.These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .

Tongue Twister 3

1.RED BULB BLUE BULB RED BULB BLUE BULE

2."RED BLOOD BLUE BLOOD"

3.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Tongue Twister 2

1.A big bug bit the little beetle but the little beetle bit the big bug back.

2.If you understand, say "understand".If you don't understand, say "don't understand".But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

3.I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Tongue Twister 1

1.A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

2.I saw a saw that could out saw any other saw I ever saw.

3.Black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

Funny Jokes 9

1.Ganguly’s Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly’s Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai !

2.Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!
Bush: Wow! How many?
Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped, 5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1 Astronnaut

Funny Jokes 8

1.Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire & he is giving miss calls to the Fire brigade

2.Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega

3.Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Funny Jokes 7

1.Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

2.American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.Santa: In India, it is only with female

3.What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt

Funny Jokes 6

1.Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

2.The owner of a company tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

3.What does a lazy dog chase?
A: Parked cars

Something to make u smile

1. Heights of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip!

2. Heights of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards!

3. Heights of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. Heights of Laziness?
Marrying a pregnant woman.

5. Heights of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

6. Heights of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.

7. Heights of Stupidity?
A man looking! through a keyhole of a glass door.

8. Heights of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

9. Heights of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

10. Heights of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder

Sardar collection 2

1.Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!

2.Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant it’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

3.Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

Sardar collectionnn 1

1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2 Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3 Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

Funny Jokes 5

1.There was an elderly man at home, upstairs, dying in bed.
He smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies.
With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet.
As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.
Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did you do that?"
She Said"Those are for the funeral."

2.A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.
The old guy fingered his worste wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."

Funny Jokes 4

1.Our brain has two parts: left and the right
The left one has nothing right in it and the right one has nothing left in it

2.A government servant went to a doctor.
“Doctor, I am suffering from exhaustion. Please advise me," he said.
After a careful examination the doctor suggested, “You need complete rest. Return to your office as soon as possible”.

3.An error in computer: Keyboard not attached;press F1 to continue.

Funny Jokes 3

1.What kind of ant is good at adding up?
An accountant


2.Once,Saddam Hussain went to God & asked him "God , when will I see Iraq defeat USA?"
God said, "I am sorry my son but, U will never see it in your life time."
Then Musharraf went and asked God "Lord when will I see capture of Kashmir by Pakistan ?"
God replied ,"I am sorry my son but, U will never see that in your life time "
He too walks away sadly.
Then Laloo Prasad Yadav went to lord and asked God , "God , when will I see Bihar a rich , prosperous and developed state ?"
God heard this and started crying. Laloo seeing this was astounded and asked God "Why are U crying?"
God replied,"I am sorry my son but, I will never see that in my life time

3.What did a telephone say to another telephone?
"Let's get engaged"

Funny Jokes 2

1.A man was struggling to get a table out of his house. His neighbor saw this and asked him, "Why are you taking that table out of your house."
The man replies "I have to take it to the shop to buy a tablecloth of its size"

2.A tourist climbed out of his car in Connaught Place, New Delhi.
He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I visit this store?"
"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the Indian Parliament?"
"Well no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all right. I'll trust you anyway."

3.A psychiatrist's secretary walked into his study and said, "There's a gentleman in the waiting room asking to see you. Claims he's invisible."
The psychiatrist responded, "Tell him I can't see him."

Funny Jokes 1

1.Son- Father what is the spelling of inspector?
Father- Why are you asking?
Son- Today my teacher asked me to write down my father's occupation but i did'nt know the spelling of inspector.
Father- So what did you write?
Son- I wrote WASHERMAN instead.

2.Wife-Our servant has stolen t he silver spoon.
Husband-which one?
Wife-the one which we stole frome a hotel at kashmir.

3.Teacher: "Why is honesty the best policy?"
Student: "Because there is hardly any competition".