PJ 9

Some sci-fi PJ's -
1)What is the vector form of SRI DEVI?????................TABU ...
WHy? Socho?...........Sri Devi did Chandni and Tabu did Chandni Bar
2)Why does a dumb cat fall while walking??............Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0. So it slips n falls
3)Agar do pipal ke ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye to rassi ko kya kahenge?..............Nokia - Connecting pipal

PJ 8

All PJ fans, time to go grazy…
1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?thats bcoz....TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..
3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?..........sita with ravan
4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan
6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**
7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
8) Full form of MATHS????Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasi-na

PJ 7

Q:The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie "my heart is an umbrella'. Which movie did hereally want to see?

Ans: Dil Chhaata Hai.

PJ 6

Q: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.....
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Ans: D'Cold; Because
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Chan ki saans - D'Cold!!!!!!!
Q:Chalo ab batao, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai? .....
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Ans: D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi

PJ 5

Q) Why do you put cement in the mouth of a dead person ?
Ans) Cause 'cement' mein jaan hain. (Ambujaa cement ad)

PJ 4

Q. People started worshipping a dog when he was lying on the road upside down, Why ?? ........
Ans . Because DOG ka ulta is GOD

PJ 3

Why doest a person who's heartbroken does not need General Knowledge ??? ...............
Ans :: Jab dil hi tooth gayaaaa , tab G.K. kyaaaaaaaa karenge hum

PJ 2

Q: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to someother elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took himto a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke.
Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

PJ 1

Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got81%.
Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.
Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it
How?........................................................................................................................

Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..So.. Sports quota!!!!