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Monday, February 18, 2008

Friend !!

Khuda ne kaha achhi cheez dhoondh, mene gold diya, Usne kaha aur achhi koi cheez dhoondh,Mene diomonds diye, Usne Kaha isse bahetar? Are dear where r u?

Luv

Its easy to act as loving the one, whom u really not LOVE.But its Very Very Harder to act as hating the one, whom u realLy love...!

Pyar Insurance

kash PYAR ka insurance ho jaataPYAR karne se pehle PREMIUM bharwaya jaataPYAR me WAFA mili totheekwarna BEWAFAO pe jo kharcha hota uska claim to mil jaata.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Sardar !!!

Sardarji : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know it means
S_Sardaron ke M_Mazak udane ki S_Service
Sardar 1 : ???????????????//

Sardar !!!

Once a Sardar was looking at a " WANTED" Poster and was wondering-
Saala "WANTED" tha to..... photo kheechne ke baad usse Janne Kyon Diya?

Marriage accident !!

EMPLOYEE:- BOSS Now i have got married , please increase my salary
BOSS:- Factory is not responsible for accidents,
outside Company.

Nice One !!!

Teacher : What happened in 1869 ?
Sardar : I dont Know ...
Teacher : Stupid . Gandhiji was born ...
Now tel me , What happened in 1873 ?
Sardar : Gandhiji became 4 years old .........!